Truckers and the speed of stupid

Today I suffered from what the hell happened to that 2 hr buffer I gave myself syndrome.
I've been moving at the speed of stupid all day.

I entered into a black hole of missing minutes that I doubt I ever will figure out what happened, thus I was late every where I went and had no good excuse. (Can you tell people you had a mental black out or perhaps a real one without being concerned you might be narcoleptic?)

Then I saw a truck.
Trucks unleash all sorts of sexy thoughts in my head.
Because to me all truck owners look like this

So we can do this

Instead they usually look like this


And they are morons who think they are super sexy and try to run you over. Jerk faces all of them they all suck.
I'll stick with Jeep owners.

Cause they are all sexy sexy men, who are international spies on the side. And like to off road.

Don't knock it. I am probably right

Oh and yes I know I am delusional.