Spaghettie, underwear and the liq

Tonight I address you over a bowl of my mom's famous 1billion calorie spaghetti. It's cold.

Recently our microwaver died.
And it was replaced with one that I am certain doesn't perform as well.
That said.

After work today I decided I needed to make a stop at my favorite liquior store to get this:

I know I've touted the glory of the Bud light lime enough already. (it really is a great product and bonus I get what ever is bought because no one else I know likes it!!!)

At any rate, I was walking into the liq (thank you to my best friends brother for the street terminology of this in high school. I think my street cred just increased a little) And I caught sight of myself in the window. I've been loosing weight and I look good. Well that and I've always been one of those weirdos that likes to look into mirrors and shiny surfaces and makes fun faces, much like this kid:

So I started to strut into the store just a little. And I was looking hot, then it happened.
You see I said I've been loosing weight. And it was right then that my underwear fell right off my ass. Thankfully I was wearing jeans. So debating weather to be this girl:

I let it slide. And thankfully I did. Who works nights at the liq? My high school boyfriend that I unwittenly dated for 4 yrs.
This in its self is an interesting story.
I dated HomeSkillet, let's shorten in to HS for 4 yrs. Through high school.......irony on that name huh?
At any rate, I didn't know I was dating him until about 5 years after I graduated. I was iratly telling someone that I didn't understand kids these days, why when I was in high school (hello great grandpa, you needed to come back from the dead and throw your voice huh?) You didn't have the sex all the time, you sat together at lunch and held hands and whispered to each other and walked each other to all your classes.

Then a day or so later again I was on a soap box about this when I told a friend from high school and she said: "Oh you mean like you and HS?"
"No we never dated we were just friends"
"You ate lunch together every day, held hands, whispered to each other, and walked each other to all your classes, also you talked on the phone a lot, everyone just assumed you were dating."
"What the hell?!?!??! Shouldn't some one notify you when you are dating them?"
Laughter ensues.

At any rate, there he was stocking the cooler with alcohol, looking as cute as he did in high school. Here's the kicker, I've seen him there before but he always runs away when I walk in and or has some one else wait on me pretending not to know me from a fly on the wall....

But I know.

And even though he's married happily now.

I caught him looking.

And I shook it just a little better for him.

That and I wanted to make sure I didn't loose my underwear.