At least 4 things

1: I think this is the best lunch ever.

2: My grandmother friended me on Facebook. Not sure if I will add her. She might find out I cuss.


3: I am a genius and went tanning today. Now it feels like my bra is slicing into me with a sharpened butter knife. But I don't care I am tired of being pasty pasty pasty


And 4: My bed looks like it was swallowed by pillows.