Friday, April 1, 2011

My favs.....


These two people are awesome. They would do anything for you. She's a little bit country, he's a little bit rock and roll......well actually both are pretty rock and roll.....He dug the Beatles, she digs Michael Buble.......Who doesn't dig Michael Buble?He has rubbed all his hair off by years worth of rubbing his forehead saying "Ah Jeez" he smokes like he just got released from rehab and is the bestest uncle a girl could ask for.

And she puts up with it.....
She is the bestest Auntie ever.
These are their three boys, my cousins, that are like older brothers. The fact that they all were raised this much without being murdered earns my aunt and uncle some sort of award in heaven I am sure. But what would I do with out these crazy wonderful loving people?

Thursday, March 17, 2011

A conversation with a 52 yr old


Jennifer!


Stalker!


I'm out of diet coke!
It's only Wednesday! You got a case on Sunday!
I know. What are you doing right now?
Going to work
What time?
Right now

Oh

Why?
Because I want you to bring me a diet coke
I can't I am to busy
But I've been really good
No can do wait until Sunday
Fine. "Click"



And I prevailed. I was sticking it to the man, ergh woman. No diet cokes.




Well.....Maybe just one.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

A conversation with a two year old

My borrowed baby from another mother visited this week. This is conversation that we had.
He sweetly brought me the keys to my car.



"Go bye bye NeNe"


"No we stay here"
NO! GO BYE BYE NENE!


No we stay here!

NO!YES!

NO! GO BYE BYE!
Then he stomped off and told my mom. "Gra! Nene stay here"

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Ice cream and Claritin D


Today I made sugar free ice cream for my parents.



Then I entered into an allergy induced coma and stared at my physics homework for four hours.


Where did my Sunday go?
I missed it all together. One little coma and BAM!

Friday, March 4, 2011

Tequilamargaritamaria




1: It is highly possible that a: the guy at the liq IS my ex boyfriend
b: the guy at the liq IS NOT my ex boyfriend
c: the guy at the liq is cute
2: I like margarita, with salt, and a straw. We are out of Salt and straws, I have remedied this by using sea salt rocks and my starbucks cup's straw.

3: Tequila nothing extra just like it.

Happy Friday all!