Boiled Down Truths

1: I love it when I am alone in the house it gives me a sense of life completion
2: I love staying up late just cause I can
3: I love staying up late drinking beer because I can, not to get drunk but to just to revel in being over 21
4: I have never told some one that I was IN love with them, loving someone and being in love are SO different
5: I bake to tell people that I love them, it's my way of ensuring that they a: eat and b: know that some one loves them enough to make something just for them c: I also secretly want all my skinny friends to be fat (insert devilish smile here)
6: Sometimes you can't tell love from lust until you think the love part is over.
7: I've never fallen in love
8: I've fallen into lust more often than I would like to admit
9: I'm not perfect, no really not perfect
10: I'm totally insecure about my looks.
a: I'm freakishly tall
b: I weight too much
c: I have weirdly frizzy hair
d: I have a weird tumor on my leg
e: I have really bad skin, people don't know because it's not always on my face
f: I worry that i have breast cancer due to one boob being 2 sizes bigger than the other
i: I like how my small boob is still perky
ii: I like that my big boob fills up a bra properly.
g: I worry that due to a ill placed genetically inherited mole my face is asymmetrical and this will be the down fall to finding a mate
h: I have ski boats for feet, what if they are bigger than a potential mate?
11: I am not a good girlfriend, I don't get the intimate crap
12: I am super dense when it comes to emotions. People crying makes me uncomfortable, me crying makes me uncomfortable
13: I like to yell, it's some sort of primeval emotion I am sure
14: I worry that I am not special enough to have a soul mate
15: I hate living in Kansas
16: I hate feeling tied down
17: I hate the thought of not being able to just pick up and do as I please
18: There's no job conducive to me and all my whims
19: I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE my dog
20: Family is the most important thing (family doesn't stop at blood, some of the best family members I have are adopted)