Looking fancy

These college kids crack me up.  If you brush ur hair you get told you look fancy.    At least they didnt tell me i looled like shit.
When did it become appropriate to wear sweats to school?

The 14 hr mini coma dream

I am sick. Thanks lil dudes for your death plague. I REALLY appreciate it.

As a result I had a mini coma that resulted in the strangest Tylenol PM induced dreams I have had in a while.
It all started with me as a passenger on a pirate cruise ship.





Then we crashed onto an island....More like the scene from Speed 2 Cruise control
That's better


This island was home to an Ikea like store

Only it was like Ikea and Menards.......Both places totally amazing and overwhelming. Ok maybe more over whelming than amazing on a bad day. I certainly wouldn't go to either without a huge amount of time available.



The owner of the IKEA/Menards were two brothers. They rescued us.
The passengers were very Gilligans Island-like
One looked just like Andy from the office

I married one of the brothers the rescued us. We had a beach themed wedding.

At one point we rode a double decker bus through a ghetto where I was told I wasn't black enough to have actually eaten at one of the restaurants there.


Oh an the island was owned by





wait for it






Whitney Houston.











Aren't you glad you waited through that whole thing to learn this information?
<3 Happy Saturday

My wittle dudes

My nephews had a crummy labor day

Spent the whole time in hospital.  Poor guys
  Nothings worse than a baby in hospital.  How ever nothing is as cute either.  G followed the orderly around like he owned the spot.  Then in his room he got in the crib and yelled i giraffe neenie feed me lettuce! It was 345am.
Now brodduah is in too he laid in his crib like a champ...then this rumor started that when ur a kid u get all u can eat popsicles.......popsicle mummy...mummy popsicle
Hope to the fiscal gods they can get out soon two minia in hospital for multiple days is bound to be expensive