I know that 90% of thw drivers here are young, real young. However a few tips. 1) pay attention 2) the lines in parkin lots are not mere suggestions they are designed with safe parking in mind 3) the empty space next to the trash bins aside from popular belief is not a parking space (dont come crying to me if some inconsiderate asshole dumps garbage on your ride. 4) you are preppy and white and over priviledged stop calling you car a: the whip b: pussy wagon c: any other term you deem as cool for a car. 5) your parents are paying for it stop whining and finally 6) as a freshman the only person you are impressing with your porsche (that you constantly mispronounce) are your frat buddies.
This all being said.....suck it
