A conversation with a 52 yr old

Jennifer!


Stalker!


I'm out of diet coke!
It's only Wednesday! You got a case on Sunday!
I know. What are you doing right now?
Going to work
What time?
Right now

Oh

Why?
Because I want you to bring me a diet coke
I can't I am to busy
But I've been really good
No can do wait until Sunday
Fine. "Click"



And I prevailed. I was sticking it to the man, ergh woman. No diet cokes.

Well.....Maybe just one.

A conversation with a two year old

My borrowed baby from another mother visited this week. This is conversation that we had.
He sweetly brought me the keys to my car.



"Go bye bye NeNe"


"No we stay here"
NO! GO BYE BYE NENE!


No we stay here!

NO!YES!

NO! GO BYE BYE!
Then he stomped off and told my mom. "Gra! Nene stay here"

Ice cream and Claritin D

Today I made sugar free ice cream for my parents.



Then I entered into an allergy induced coma and stared at my physics homework for four hours.


Where did my Sunday go?
I missed it all together. One little coma and BAM!

Tequilamargaritamaria

1: It is highly possible that a: the guy at the liq IS my ex boyfriend
b: the guy at the liq IS NOT my ex boyfriend
c: the guy at the liq is cute
2: I like margarita, with salt, and a straw. We are out of Salt and straws, I have remedied this by using sea salt rocks and my starbucks cup's straw.

3: Tequila nothing extra just like it.

Happy Friday all!