Looking fancy

These college kids crack me up.  If you brush ur hair you get told you look fancy.    At least they didnt tell me i looled like shit.
When did it become appropriate to wear sweats to school?

The 14 hr mini coma dream

I am sick. Thanks lil dudes for your death plague. I REALLY appreciate it.

As a result I had a mini coma that resulted in the strangest Tylenol PM induced dreams I have had in a while.
It all started with me as a passenger on a pirate cruise ship.





Then we crashed onto an island....More like the scene from Speed 2 Cruise control
That's better


This island was home to an Ikea like store

Only it was like Ikea and Menards.......Both places totally amazing and overwhelming. Ok maybe more over whelming than amazing on a bad day. I certainly wouldn't go to either without a huge amount of time available.



The owner of the IKEA/Menards were two brothers. They rescued us.
The passengers were very Gilligans Island-like
One looked just like Andy from the office

I married one of the brothers the rescued us. We had a beach themed wedding.

At one point we rode a double decker bus through a ghetto where I was told I wasn't black enough to have actually eaten at one of the restaurants there.


Oh an the island was owned by





wait for it






Whitney Houston.











Aren't you glad you waited through that whole thing to learn this information?
<3 Happy Saturday

My wittle dudes

My nephews had a crummy labor day

Spent the whole time in hospital.  Poor guys
  Nothings worse than a baby in hospital.  How ever nothing is as cute either.  G followed the orderly around like he owned the spot.  Then in his room he got in the crib and yelled i giraffe neenie feed me lettuce! It was 345am.
Now brodduah is in too he laid in his crib like a champ...then this rumor started that when ur a kid u get all u can eat popsicles.......popsicle mummy...mummy popsicle
Hope to the fiscal gods they can get out soon two minia in hospital for multiple days is bound to be expensive

Driving

I know that 90% of thw drivers here are young, real young.  However a few tips. 1) pay attention 2) the lines in parkin lots are not mere suggestions they are designed with safe parking in mind 3) the empty space next to the trash bins aside from popular belief is not a parking space (dont come crying to me if some inconsiderate asshole dumps garbage on your ride. 4) you are preppy and white and over priviledged stop calling you car a: the whip b: pussy wagon c: any other term you deem as cool for a car.  5) your parents are paying for it stop whining and finally 6) as a freshman the only person you are impressing with your porsche (that you constantly mispronounce) are your frat buddies.

This all being said.....suck it

Quick tour of my new digs.......

Theres a light under my cabinets! I lived here almost a month before I realized this this morning while making coffee!!!!!

for Annie

Embarking on a new chapter in my life. What's in store? School frat parties drunken liasons? Dear god i hope so

My favs.....

These two people are awesome. They would do anything for you. She's a little bit country, he's a little bit rock and roll......well actually both are pretty rock and roll.....He dug the Beatles, she digs Michael Buble.......Who doesn't dig Michael Buble?He has rubbed all his hair off by years worth of rubbing his forehead saying "Ah Jeez" he smokes like he just got released from rehab and is the bestest uncle a girl could ask for.

And she puts up with it.....
She is the bestest Auntie ever.
These are their three boys, my cousins, that are like older brothers. The fact that they all were raised this much without being murdered earns my aunt and uncle some sort of award in heaven I am sure. But what would I do with out these crazy wonderful loving people?

A conversation with a 52 yr old

Jennifer!


Stalker!


I'm out of diet coke!
It's only Wednesday! You got a case on Sunday!
I know. What are you doing right now?
Going to work
What time?
Right now

Oh

Why?
Because I want you to bring me a diet coke
I can't I am to busy
But I've been really good
No can do wait until Sunday
Fine. "Click"



And I prevailed. I was sticking it to the man, ergh woman. No diet cokes.

Well.....Maybe just one.

A conversation with a two year old

My borrowed baby from another mother visited this week. This is conversation that we had.
He sweetly brought me the keys to my car.



"Go bye bye NeNe"


"No we stay here"
NO! GO BYE BYE NENE!


No we stay here!

NO!YES!

NO! GO BYE BYE!
Then he stomped off and told my mom. "Gra! Nene stay here"

Ice cream and Claritin D

Today I made sugar free ice cream for my parents.



Then I entered into an allergy induced coma and stared at my physics homework for four hours.


Where did my Sunday go?
I missed it all together. One little coma and BAM!

Tequilamargaritamaria

1: It is highly possible that a: the guy at the liq IS my ex boyfriend
b: the guy at the liq IS NOT my ex boyfriend
c: the guy at the liq is cute
2: I like margarita, with salt, and a straw. We are out of Salt and straws, I have remedied this by using sea salt rocks and my starbucks cup's straw.

3: Tequila nothing extra just like it.

Happy Friday all!